Company-wide Emails: "This thing sucks, it's not going to work, it's going to crash"

It has been a while since I posted a company-wide email worthy of re-print. Take a look at this one. Parenthesis have been used to protect the innocent and guilty:

To follow old traditions I am sending another e-mail on my feelings about this (product launch). For those who remember most of these e-mails go along the lines of "This thing sucks, it's not going to work, it's going to crash, and we shouldn't be releasing it."   For (this launch) I'd like to say that for the first time in almost a year and a half I've been at (this company) I am actually proud of the product we are releasing. Thanks to everyone who has worked so hard to make this thing happen and I hope we have more (products) like this one.